A teacher asked the class to name something that ends with \u201ctor\u201d and eats things.<\/p>\n
The first boy said, \u201cAlligator.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cVery good,\u201d the teacher smiled. \u201cThat\u2019s a big word.\u201d<\/p>\n
The second boy said, \u201cPredator.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, another big word. Well done.\u201d<\/p>\n
Then little Johnny raised his hand.<\/p>\n
The teacher hesitated for a second, already unsure if she should call on him\u2014but she did anyway.<\/p>\n
\u201cYes, Johnny?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny stood up, looking completely serious.<\/p>\n
\u201cVibrator.\u201d<\/p>\n
The whole classroom went silent.<\/p>\n
The teacher blinked, clearly caught off guard.<\/p>\n
\u201cJohnny\u2026 that does not eat anything,\u201d she said firmly.<\/p>\n
Johnny shook his head.<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, miss. It does.\u201d<\/p>\n
The teacher crossed her arms. \u201cAnd what exactly does it eat?\u201d<\/p>\n
Johnny replied without missing a beat,<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026 I heard my mom say it eats batteries like crazy.\u201d<\/p>\n
For a moment, there was absolute silence\u2014<\/p>\n
Then the entire class burst into laughter.<\/p>\n
Even the teacher had to turn away to hide her face, trying not to laugh along with them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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