An **80-year-old man named Arthur** married a beautiful **25-year-old woman**.<\/p>\n
The wedding was a huge celebration, and everyone was amazed that Arthur seemed happier than he’d been in years.<\/p>\n
The next morning, Arthur walked into the hotel breakfast buffet whistling cheerfully.<\/p>\n
He looked energetic.<\/p>\n
Relaxed.<\/p>\n
And surprisingly refreshed.<\/p>\n
His best friend, who was also in his 80s, stared at him in disbelief.<\/p>\n
He pulled Arthur aside and whispered:<\/p>\n
“My God, Arthur! You’re 80 years old!”<\/p>\n
“How on earth did you survive your wedding night with a bride that young?”<\/p>\n
“Weren’t you worried about your heart?”<\/p>\n
Arthur calmly picked up a cup of coffee.<\/p>\n
He smiled.<\/p>\n
Then said:<\/p>\n
**”My doctor told me to treat my heart like an antique… so I put it somewhere safe and went straight to sleep.”**<\/p>\n
His friend nearly spit out his coffee.<\/p>\n
Arthur chuckled.<\/p>\n
“At our age, my friend, the secret isn’t stamina.”<\/p>\n
“It’s knowing when to say…”<\/p>\n
**”Good night.”**<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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