A teacher asked the class to name something that ends with “tor” and eats things.
The first boy said, “Alligator.”
“Very good,” the teacher smiled. “That’s a big word.”
The second boy said, “Predator.”
“Yes, another big word. Well done.”
Then little Johnny raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated for a second, already unsure if she should call on him—but she did anyway.
“Yes, Johnny?”
Johnny stood up, looking completely serious.
“Vibrator.”
The whole classroom went silent.
The teacher blinked, clearly caught off guard.
“Johnny… that does not eat anything,” she said firmly.
Johnny shook his head.
“No, miss. It does.”
The teacher crossed her arms. “And what exactly does it eat?”
Johnny replied without missing a beat,
“Well… I heard my mom say it eats batteries like crazy.”
For a moment, there was absolute silence—
Then the entire class burst into laughter.
Even the teacher had to turn away to hide her face, trying not to laugh along with them.
